{"id":68,"date":"2009-03-08T14:25:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-08T04:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/?p=68"},"modified":"2009-03-09T16:03:46","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T06:03:46","slug":"bat-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/2009\/03\/bat-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Bat Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found a very funny story on Kyle and Kathy&#8217;s <a title=\"Batman to the rescue\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flyingfox.org\/wordpress\/2009\/03\/09\/batman-to-the-rescue\/\">Lower Ramu Bible Translation Ministry<\/a> blog this morning.  Here is the cute little subject of the story:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/messersmith.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/bat-300x225.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2709\" title=\"Bat\" src=\"http:\/\/messersmith.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/bat-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Bat\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to get a bat out of your jungle house. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-bat","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/messersmith.name\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}